First our whole family spoke in church which requires a wee bit of
For the those of you who haven't been to an L.D.S. (Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints/Mormon--and holy canoly if I didn't just find out that my whole life I thought I was a Christian but according to Pastor Robert Jeffress I'm not-- but that's another blog) sacrament meeting/church service we have a lay ministry which means sometimes people like me are asked to speak in church which usually gives people like you a good laugh especially when I don't wear matching shoes or when my daughter, yes Cool Beans, tells the whole congregation that I am pregnant and everybody looks horrified--- and then she says just kidding, my mom's too old to have a baby and everybody laughs hysterically because what could be funnier than the thought of a 46 year old woman with a bun in the oven?
But before I was roasted in church, I spent Saturday cleaning up the Pleasant Green Cemetery in Magna, UT with 150 youth because that's what us Mormon cult members do to raise cain on a Saturday morning in October if we're not making soap with our sister-wives. Sheesh.
Then that evening, my second oldest daughter who has never had a boy-friend until this past summer, was proposed to by the very charming Landon Benson who treats her like she is the reason he breathes--sigh . . . So now I am planning a wedding when I can't even plan dinner. But at the end of the day we eat something, so the wedding will be good, right? Or at least we won't be hungry.
|This is the first time ANYBODY has seen Cassie kiss someone or something besides her pet bird. It looks like she's knows what she's doing. . .|
Next I went to see my cute grandkids in Phoenix, adorable Charlotte who thinks she is a Lion and Marcus who is the epitome of squishy goodness and gets goose bumps when I stroke his cheek. I also shot some large, powerful assault (is there any other kind?) rifles at targets which I was 100% accurate at missing. But I looked "bad" which my kids tell me is good.
I also got introduced to this thing called Pinterest which is like Google crack especially when you are planning a wedding, or