My second memory is of my brother peeing on me. It was the next day or maybe the next--what is time when you are 18 months old?--and my mother was bathing my brother at the kitchen table. I peered over the edge for a better look. Remembering previous events, I ran to the other end of the table. But boy parts being what they are, and water doing what it does, things kind of drifted the other way just in time for me to get squirted again.
I didn't do much peering after that although my brother has continued to do plenty of peeing. I don't know if I actually remember this or if I heard the story so many times that I think I remember it. Nevertheless, I can picture it all vividly in my head, inspite of my pee-soaked brain.
What is your earliest memory?
Pee-soaked brain? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
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P.S. Earliest memory bathing with my mom... uh... yeah...
Ha ha. If I bathed with my kids, they'd be in thereapy now.
DeleteLol, I cracked up when I saw your title. My story is similar, but with my son. He was a newborn and I didn't have much experience with boys. I was changing him and leaned over to grab a new diaper under the changing table and when I popped my head back up, a stream was flying high through the air like a fountain - right at my face.
ReplyDeleteFrom then on, I remembered to keep the old diaper on and covering him until I was ready to swap it out. :)
Sage advice. My mom had quite the sense of humor. Or maybe she was just going on fumes like we all are after having a baby.
Delete*This brings back memories of changing my boys. The first time it happened I was SHOCKED! I had no idea, coming from a family of girls.
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Hahaha! This actually made me snort when I laughed. Great story!
ReplyDeleteVery funny post. I have two boys and developed really quick reflexes for putting the diaper back on. My husband didn't. :)
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